This is my review of The Watchmen:
Sung to Dr. Greenthumb by Cypress Hill
(Warning: May contain offensive lyrics)
Hello my name is Dr. Bluepenis
God-like powers, The Quantum Machinist
In my lab where science done died in big field
Reformed and healed, powers I now wield
Quantum effect with the temporal connect
(Doctor) We can't keep the Ruskies in check (Doctor!)
Designing free energy in my new shop
Ozzy tells me that I just can't stop
Missles done ready to hit the Sky way
America don't want headin' their way
Or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
Can't miss none not even one percent
But fuck that, I gonna take a Mars Trip
Humanity can suck my cerulean dick
None will survive this nuclear menace
Hello, my name is Dr. Bluepenis